My Citizens – we are all far too aware of the worldwide pandemic that is COVID-19 – it has ruled the news for weeks, shut down several countries, most sports and movie premieres and the supermarket shelves are bare of many essentials. Many of you – myself included – are (or soon will be) working from home, and few things are more disconcerting than cabin fever…
…but fear not, TFD Nation – The Generalissimo has your back, as always!
TREMBLE before my momentous news, and generously spread the good word to all (by order!) – THE TFD PODCAST IS UNLEASHED!!! The first episode and the rest may be found at https://tfd.buzzsprout.com.
I am pleased to announce that our inaugural podcasts are now live – three of them, to be specific! Hopefully, I’ll be adding a new episode every few weeks and I am feverish (#COVIDpun) with anticipation of your 5-star reviews on Apple, Spotify and Google (amongst many other services).
Yes, you are at last able to stand rapt before my oral eloquence, to be awestruck in the blinding light of my unmatched gastronomic knowledge and to melt into the Barry White-level dulcet tones of my seductive voice. Whether you are driving to work, working from home or simply needing a respite from your cares – indulge in My glory as you see fit!
Our revolutionary message will at last be accessible across the entirety of the online multiverse, resonating in Divine harmony with the celestial spheres themselves!
And yet…
…All of my time, thousands of dollars spent on equipment, editing and more will all be for naught if we do not convince others to join us! I ask you – my loyal Citizens – to please give me a 5-star review and shoutout on your podcast service of choice – it will truly mean the world to me!
Share this post with your friends on Facebook and Twitter – I will be watching and whomever shares will be automatically entered into a raffle to win an Amazon gift card! Prepare yourselves. The prophecies have proven true, the trumpets of heaven doth sound and the Rapture is nigh:
I HAVE SPOKEN. 😉
Battle on – the Generalissimo
