Bah Humbug!
Citizens – your beloved leader, I, the epitome of recipe authenticity, the mighty TFD, do hereby inform my loyal revolutionary compatriots that my birthday is nigh!
Feel free to send your best birthday wishes via the comments box below and thank you so much to my more than 28,000 Citizens for following me to culinary glory! 😀
I HAVE SPOKEN!
Battle on – The Generalissimo