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Incense Burner - TFD Speaks!
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MY CITIZENS! Attend and pay heed, for the Scion of Scents, the Master of Magnificence – YOUR TFD – expounds from on-high! Stand rapt in the pregnant moments before I speak, the air gravid with anticipation of the near-Divine utterance about to impinge and impact your reality.

As I awoke at my usual 4:00 AM, a thought manifested within the spirit of the Bodhisattva of gustatory delights – as my presence is surrounded by a nimbus of divine light that sadly my Citizens can never witness (the strain would simply be too great upon your senses!), I shall instead allow you to know a safe and tolerable fraction of the apotheosis I ALONE have achieved!

I speak of nothing less than the wafts of precious incense that precede my arrival – propelled upon the breeze by the swinging censers held solely by those who have risen to the coveted Citizen Prime level who have achieved a connection to TFD that no mere Citizen can ever achieve!

My decree is as follows:

The next several recipes shall be amongst the rarest and most precious of my coveted hoard – those incorporating the rarest of perfume ingredients into their substance, to be enjoyed by the nobility of a bygone age!

These shall include:

  • Frankincense
  • Musk
  • Ambergris
  • Rose
  • Violet

My Citizens – prepare yourselves body, mind and soul and perform the necessary ablutions before approaching the mighty pedestal upon which I have elevated these nearly lost recipes, and breathe in with rapt wonder as their divine scents ascend to the divine Empyrean itself while you prepare these rarest and most refined of dishes!

I HAVE SPOKEN!

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