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Komrade Brother
Under the Ugolovnyj Kodeks RSFSR (Russian Criminal Code of 1926 Rev. 1934, you are hereby charged with the following Counter-Revolutionary Crimes:
58-1b — treason to the motherland
58-10 — anti-Soviet agitation and propaganda, to wit: making holy bread rather than Proletarian Pumpernickel.
58-11 — membership in a counterrevolutionary organization (Thefooddictator.com)
By this proclamation as an enemy of the workers, with deprivation of citizenship of one’s union republic, and likewise of citizenship of the USSR, and enforced expulsion from its territory to Siberia. No supper for you tonight.
Your kulak lifestyle will be liquidated!
A true old-schol Citizen indeed – respect. 😀