Citizens! After a meditative hiatus in which I, the beloved Generalissimo, contemplated My next exemplar of thematic genius – a thought of divine inspiration manifested within My consciousness for immediate declaration!
Given that both Passover and Easter are shortly arriving, it occurred to Me that doing a series on the various holy breads of different religions would be an appropriate mantra to contemplate at this time.
I HAVE SPOKEN!!! 🙂
Battle on – The Generalissimo
Komrade Brother
Under the Ugolovnyj Kodeks RSFSR (Russian Criminal Code of 1926 Rev. 1934, you are hereby charged with the following Counter-Revolutionary Crimes:
58-1b — treason to the motherland
58-10 — anti-Soviet agitation and propaganda, to wit: making holy bread rather than Proletarian Pumpernickel.
58-11 — membership in a counterrevolutionary organization (Thefooddictator.com)
By this proclamation as an enemy of the workers, with deprivation of citizenship of one’s union republic, and likewise of citizenship of the USSR, and enforced expulsion from its territory to Siberia. No supper for you tonight.
Your kulak lifestyle will be liquidated!
A true old-schol Citizen indeed – respect. 😀