My Citizens – the foretold Day of Reckoning has come to pass: hell just froze over! At least, that is what many people said would happen before the secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken would ever see the light of day!
According to this news article – it just may have been revealed!
The legendary Colonel Harland Sanders, the creator of the recipe – may have just started spinning wildly in his grave at this scandalous blasphemy!
That makes today a very chilly day in the 9th circle of the Inferno (which for you fans of Dante’s “Divine Comedy” know is already frozen solid!).
Battle on – The Generalissimo